Even that fat lad dancer from Stoke looked embarrassed when he won that special Brit Award a couple of years ago for the best British single of the last 25 years. Like every one in the audience (aside from the great unwashed that voted for said fat lad), he knew it was wrong, and that there was only one place that award should have gone. If I need to spell out the name of that track, then you don’t want to buy this T-shirt anyway.